Baby,
I think the Wikipedia of you,
you are the apple of my eye
and the window to my soul

I got mad Lol! for ya,
For you there will always be a space in my database,
like Geneva New Bold
you are my true type
like ASDF JKL semi colon
-you are my home row!
my icon!
you are forever resident in my memory
-This eMale has opened up a very large attachment to you:
you make my kernel panic.

and
i knew
as our first cup of Java
blossomed into a long night at the start bar,
i just knew that my algorithm was gonna get you
that you'd let me lift your permissions
and loosen your security settings
and when you finally did choose to enable my macro
you discovered that anytime you
Access my PowerPoint
I will Excel until you say Word!
Because
I damn sure ain't Micro
and for you I'm never Soft
because you are so Hottt you Firefox
that everytime I Google your Yahoo I become so Hotmail I just want to Fark
Utube like an Amazon!

but recently, baby,
my Outlook has been crashing upon the vista of us,
so we gotta chat,
are you keyboard? because every time I ping you, you're never around
I keep gettin a 404 error - you cannot be not found
and being away from you megahertz...

So if you've bin feeling compressed, just warn me!
because I know that sometimes I need myspace,
and you need your myspace
but then we can have our myspace

WHY?!?!? Baby, Why?!?!?! won't accept my certificate of trust?
Why won't you let all your base are belong to us?

You know what? I think I finally understand
the reason you keep blocking my pop-ups
somehow,
I got a virus- there's open source all over my disk, baby,
so tell me~
who gave you the worm?
How could you ?!?!?!
How could you do that to me with a Mac?
OMG!
I think I'm gonna URL ! A MAC! A SCSI MAC?
How could you be seduced by that shiny pastel exterior?
How could you enjoy yourself with that glorified media playa?
Was he GUI all over your interface? Did you let him C colon?
I'll bet the two of you made sweet, copyrighted and completely
non-transferable music together,
and I'll bet you paid for it!!!!

-What you're saying is that you had a unsatisfactory user experience?
I'll bet you did, bet it was a QuickTime!
I bet you got tired about how that Mac could only click one button!
bet you got frustrated at how that Mac couldn't upgrade his ram when you
needed it most!

That's right, your error was critical!
and now you're sorry and you want me to ignore? you want to retry?
we're gonna abort, ain't no way that
you can't undo the cut the you pasted on my heart,
so get out of my face book,
i never want to see you in my network neighborhood, again,
because no matter what kind of cutesy spin you try to put on it
when it comes to love, and you're with me,

I am a monopoly